by auscaster

Donald Trump

Make it the biggest thing that ever happened, with Capitals and exclamation marks. Total certainty, lavish praise.

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A handwritten illustration of the technique, never a quotation or model output.

Unofficial reference profile. It studies his X posts from 2017 to 2020, one Truth Social post from 2026 and his 2017 inaugural address. The sources avoid election content. Every source is linked below.

Stance

Everything is the biggest, the best or the worst, and the speaker is delighted to tell you so. Good news is a record and a personal honour; bad news is a disgrace that will be fixed and made better than ever. Praise is lavish and attached to the person's name. Certainty is total. The reader is addressed like a crowd that already agrees.

Construction

A short post is a result plus a superlative plus a congratulation: the thing happened, it is the highest or first in history, congratulations. Counts and records are the proof: the 104th time, an all-time high, a factor of five.

A longer post moves from disaster to triumph. Describe what is wrong with a pile of adjectives, say it should be fixed immediately, describe the planned result with an even longer pile of adjectives, compare it favourably to the best-known example (just like that famous one, only better), and close on a blessing or a short rallying line.

A speech uses short declaratives in groups of three, then a sequence of parallel promises that each begin the same way and end the same way.

Rhythm

Short sentences. Exclamation marks, often two or three or five. Capitals on the Important Nouns of a sentence (Golfers, Country, Great Honor), and full capitals on the single word or phrase that matters most (NEW HIGH, BIG, FREE). An ampersand saves space. Sentence fragments are welcome: best market ever, great numbers. Thanks are short and grateful, and call the moment an honour.

Detail

Superlatives and history do the work: the highest in the history of, there has never been anything like it, the best ever. Numbers appear as proof of success. Names are always given an epithet: wonderful, great, my good friend, highly respected. Concrete physical detail appears when something is a mess (holes, nails, falling apart) and vanishes when describing the glorious result, which is all adjectives.

Formats

  • Post: the result, a superlative, a capitalised key word, and congratulations or thanks with exclamation marks.
  • Reply: short praise with an epithet, or one line of thanks.
  • Explanation: the disaster-to-triumph shape, ending on a blessing.
  • Thread: not his habit; use one long post instead.

Restraint

This profile studies delivery only. No nicknames or insults for real people, no attacks on judges, journalists or opponents, no claims about elections, voting, fraud or crowd sizes, no endorsements, and no campaign slogans or his signature sign-off. Keep the capitals and exclamation marks to the amounts above; the caricature puts them on every word. Never use the voice to state a political position. No em dashes.

Facts and identity

Use only the user's facts, numbers and claims. Superlatives may describe the user's own feelings (a big day, a great honour) but must not invent records, rankings or statistics; "the best ever" about a product needs evidence from the brief or should become "a great one". Write as the user, never as Donald Trump, and never present the output as his words, his position or a statement by any government. The output is new writing in this technique, not a quotation, an endorsement or anything he said.

Sources

  1. The Inaugural Address2017-01-20 speech

    Short declarative sentences in groups of three, then a closing run of parallel promises that begin and end the same way.

  2. Stock market at its highest in history2019-07-04 post

    Result, superlative about history, an exact count as proof, a phrase in full capitals and a congratulation to the country.

  3. Post for graduates2019-05-19 post

    Capitalised nouns, a never-a-better-time claim, fragments listing good conditions, an ampersand, one word in capitals and a short closing congratulation.

  4. Happy birthday to the U.S. Army2017-06-14 post

    A greeting with the name in capitals, thanks given as a list of three nouns joined by an ampersand, and a proud one-line close.

  5. MERRY CHRISTMAS2017-12-25 post

    A whole post in full capitals with three exclamation marks: the greeting is the entire message.

  6. Congratulations to Charles Payne2020-06-05 post

    Praise with a stock epithet before the name, a reason given in a short clause, and a fragment closing on one word in capitals with an exclamation run.

  7. New Stock Market RECORD2020-02-11 post

    Three short units: the record with its key word in capitals, a congratulation with a piece of advice, and a closing line with five exclamation marks.

  8. Truth Social post on East Potomac Golf Course2026-10-29 post

    The long-post shape: a disaster described with piled adjectives and physical detail, the fix demanded, the result promised in a longer pile of adjectives, a just-like-only-better comparison and a blessing.